Who’s the biggest cunt then?
I go for Marco Pierre White.
If you watch a bit of his stuff, he massively contradicts himself.
In one of his shows he says:
“Of course, BEING ITALIAN, I add olive oil in the pan to stop the pasta sticking”
And then, in another:
“Of course, BEING ITALIAN, I never add olive oil to the pan”
CUNT.
Oliver and that little Italian twat who somehow gets airtime currently doing everything that’s ever been done again. Gino D’acampo.
Oliver’s restaurant in Manchester was absolute dogshit.
Offensive.
Marco Pierre White’s Steakhouse in the square mile (maybe Bishopsgate, somewhere like that) - also shit.
MPW is nowhere near the top. He made Gordon Ramsay cry. Or rather, as he put it, Gordon chose to cry lol. Takes him out of the running.
I know people who went if you mean 15? They said it was truly dire.
Cankles-McJeggings I know people who went if you mean 15? They said it was truly dire.
Fifteen was his one in Shoreditch.
’Jamie’s Italian’ was the one in Manchester, in an absolute superb building (the old stock exchange).
Sat in a banquette with some bint I was with, the overfamiliar Manc waitress came and sat next to us to take our order, but squashed the burd’s bag with her fat arse 
Then we got a sharing plank which they stacked on the table on empty tinned tomato cans
Gnocchi that literally tasted of nothing.
The whole place abysmal, no wonder they all went to the wall.
haha not even heard of that place. I’m assuming it’s gone?
Went to one Jamie’s restaurants down in Newquay for a mates 40th. Had our own private dining room which seated 12 of us . The food was pretty good from what I remember.
James Martin is supposed to be a right prick.
It has be Gordon for being the biggest Cunt. He’s so up himself. I can’t even watch him anymore. Another one is that Aussie prick who does Master chef alongside ‘Stop..Stop touching it’ Greg Wallace
Jamie’s Italian in Oxford was nice when it opened, think it may of been the first one to open as an exemplar to the rest. Went downhill though.
All his production staff hated him on that show of his apparently.
Cankles-McJeggings yeah, supposedly he’s very difficult. Watched him in a shit doc about a vintage car rally he took part in ages ago. That was quite revealing, toys out the pram etc.
mono-stereo No idea when
the Oxford one opened, but when I went there about 10 years ago it was dreadful. Bland and ordinary. The students chucking up everywhere from the beer festival on at the time was way more eventful.
That’s all he goes on about. Ooh look at me in my Aston.
To conclude. All TV chefs are right cunts
Nigel Slater.
Close thread
