The latest puke that Smallman regards as 'bang on trend'

zackster

Yeah he’s on Tinder sharpshooting
Wants to be rooting in her tooting
But he’s got atrocious clobber
Could never make her pussy slobber
Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼
Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼

bosstrabs

zackster Yeah he’s on Tinder sharpshooting
Wants to be rooting in her tooting
But he’s got atrocious clobber
Could never make her pussy slobber
Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼
Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼

Who invited Zackster to this thread? Absolutely useless, a post that reminds me of TheSouphead from GU.

whatever

Ode to Ed

Sans cheese natch, more ruined food down the hatch.
Seeing Dixon in the club he’s not aloof, but the treacles don’t hang around when they see the state of his roof.
He says it’s just his Joie de vivre when he pulls a stunt while everyone else thinks he’s a bit of a cunt.
But even when the treacles take a raincheck, he can always count on Dave to strangle his neck.

Amps

whatever Sans cheese natch, more ruined food down the hatch.
Seeing Dixon in the club he’s not aloof, but the treacles don’t hang around when they see the state of his roof.
He says it’s just his Joie de vivre when he pulls a stunt while everyone else thinks he’s a bit of a cunt.
But even when the treacles take a raincheck, he can always count on Dave to strangle his neck.

To be delivered in a slow, dour, Kae Tempest voice.

zackster

Lol at Dave being the dude in the cypher complaining about everyone else’s game, instead of honing his own.

mono-stereo

Aga-doo doo doo, push that shitneck down the loo.
Aga-doo doo doo, patch that rooftop wit-Dixon’s poo
To the left, to the right, jump up and down on a builders knee.
Come and dance every night, to my (incorrectly wired) doorbell melody.

zackster

mono-stereo To the left, to the right, jump up and down on a builders knee.

LOL!

Along_the_Wire

mono-stereo LOL

Smallman1

mono-stereo To the left, to the right, jump up and down on a builders knee.
Come and dance every night, to my (incorrectly wired) doorbell melody.

Lol!

bosstrabs

You just disappointed me, Zackster, after some excellent recent posting it seems you’re back to square one.

zackster

bosstrabs You just disappointed me, Zackster, after some excellent recent posting it seems you’re back to square one.

I swear to god, you just build me up to cut me down.

seanc80

Mono raising the bar!

whatever

Amps

As intended mate. 😆

Ideally self-flagellating at the same time.

C_J

The Swan-Necked Man

The Swan-Necked Man doesn’t care what you think
as he scrawls on your heart in indelible ink
with banter as cool as an ice hockey rink
mind, neck and body - always in sync.

The Swan-Necked Man ranks first on the board,
five posts a minute but never ignored.
he’s dealt with more burns than a hospital ward
a giant among us, our bald, Swan-Necked lord.

Millsy

C_J lol. Literally poetry

Dan

C_J Beautiful 🦒

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