seanc80 He eats pizza but the cheese could kill him 90% of the poulation want to chin him People mistake him for big Peter Crouch or Julian Clarey when he wears that pouch
bosstrabs Goes to great restaurants and orders bland stuff? Kicked to the kerb by Inspector Grotmuff? THAT’S HOW SMALLMAN ROLLS
zackster He loves cocaine. He’s got a clogged tub drain. He’s got Dixon the brain, yeah you know his name! It’s Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼 It’s Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼
zackster Yeah he’s on Tinder sharpshooting Wants to be rooting in her tooting But he’s got atrocious clobber Could never make her pussy slobber Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼 Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼
bosstrabs zackster Yeah he’s on Tinder sharpshooting Wants to be rooting in her tooting But he’s got atrocious clobber Could never make her pussy slobber Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼 Its Eddy Smalls 👏🏼👏🏼 Who invited Zackster to this thread? Absolutely useless, a post that reminds me of TheSouphead from GU.
whatever Ode to Ed Sans cheese natch, more ruined food down the hatch. Seeing Dixon in the club he’s not aloof, but the treacles don’t hang around when they see the state of his roof. He says it’s just his Joie de vivre when he pulls a stunt while everyone else thinks he’s a bit of a cunt. But even when the treacles take a raincheck, he can always count on Dave to strangle his neck.
Amps whatever Sans cheese natch, more ruined food down the hatch. Seeing Dixon in the club he’s not aloof, but the treacles don’t hang around when they see the state of his roof. He says it’s just his Joie de vivre when he pulls a stunt while everyone else thinks he’s a bit of a cunt. But even when the treacles take a raincheck, he can always count on Dave to strangle his neck. To be delivered in a slow, dour, Kae Tempest voice.
zackster Lol at Dave being the dude in the cypher complaining about everyone else’s game, instead of honing his own.
mono-stereo Aga-doo doo doo, push that shitneck down the loo. Aga-doo doo doo, patch that rooftop wit-Dixon’s poo To the left, to the right, jump up and down on a builders knee. Come and dance every night, to my (incorrectly wired) doorbell melody.
Smallman1 mono-stereo To the left, to the right, jump up and down on a builders knee. Come and dance every night, to my (incorrectly wired) doorbell melody. Lol!
bosstrabs You just disappointed me, Zackster, after some excellent recent posting it seems you’re back to square one.
zackster bosstrabs You just disappointed me, Zackster, after some excellent recent posting it seems you’re back to square one. I swear to god, you just build me up to cut me down.
