When I saw big Solomun at Pacha a few months ago he absolutely nailed it, granted it isn’t 100% my bag musically but he knows how to get the club going big time.

100% agree with Ed here. The club was absolutely bouncing

Solumuns brand of war crime Haus does seem to appeal to the treacles too.

  • LT42 replied to this.

    Can you imagine going to Ibiza with Zackster?

    All the lovelies are down at Pacha having the time of their lives and he’s got you down at DC-10 with about 4 other people listening to Jeff Mills knock out his horrific brand of panel beating techno.

      Shouting “THE BELLS, THE BELLS” every 5 mins whilst everyone around him looks completely bemused and assumes he’s a direct descendant of Quasimodo

      sounds awful tbf. I still wake up in a cold sweat when I have fevered dreams about Output. I haven’t seen Ed since 4:00am. I look over both floors of both clubs; nothing. I send out furious texts: mate please tell me you are alright. Please let me know you got back ok. No response. 5:30am, and the lights come on. He’s nowhere in sight. I wake gasping for air, and my wife comforts me saying shhh shhh its ok. Your friend the hapless English cad didn’t go missing. He just went home to mum after a few too many drinks is all. The thought of losing Ed to that Ibizian father son duo who take friends into the mountains is absolutely more than I could take. Add in that it would happen during a 123 bpm Solomun sludge fest, and forget about it.

      • -si- replied to this.

        zackster

        What’s any of that got to do with you not buying any gear for the night out, m8?

        I am very sorry I couldn’t secure enough drugs to satisfy his addiction. Still feel awful about it.

          The whole episode is shrouded in unspeakable sadness. Reminds me of an elderly relatives wake I was at once

            Thank god I got Cyril sorted with this on Friday

            • Heno replied to this.

              I genuinely wish all the names on Zack’s female Dj wank-list would just be wiped away like fingerprints on a handrail .

                Solomun?? Plays full on kft doesn’t he?
                Imagine he does get the crowd going but then again so does Eddie Halliwell.

                Would take Eddie over Solomun every single time

                Mad_Cyril You know it’s happenin

                Just sent the wife over to take the edge off any callouses

                Solid bants from MC recently.

                Any chance you can do a guest lecture at Bants School?

                Ignore Smallman’s objections, he’s a minority shareholder.

                Along_the_Wire
                @seanc80

                Bladerunner JC Cut

                ‘Attack ships on fire as I remember the DJ Wank List . I watched Anfisa glitter in the dark of the Panorama Bar and Nina playing Love Parade. All those wank moments will be lost in time, wiped away like fingerprints on a handrail. Time to die.’