My money’s on Sparrow
Who swiped Sasha’s gear?
I’ve been thinking about this and it’s genuinely likely they’ll toss the USBs on it or search it for any chance of crypto if they know what they are doing.
But mp3s in there only look organised if you plug it into rekordbox and I doubt this would
be a priority for criminals.
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NasserAlazzawi Well that’s all fine then. Let’s all get our bags nicked because criminals just want crypto.
What about Sasha’s underpants? Are they not a priotrity for criminals? What’s he supposed to do without any kegs? Are you honestly suggesting the worlds number one prog DJ performs in stained pants?
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Jesus. Hope his spare rug wasn’t in there. Hand woven in Mexico out of Andean Alpaca hair. ‘Hold Fast’ toupée glue is not easy to get hold of right now either, thoughts and prayers.
Someone is going to love those size XXL Balenciaga shell suit pantaloons, Thierry Mugler hi-tops and crappy oversized LNOE tee though. Usb straight in the bin.
Hmm I’ll just have a scan of what’s on this usb before I toss it. Glade set? Wonder what that is?
Click click - 
I can’t even think about that right now - my mind is on the fact the laptop will probably get wiped or become unusable and they’ll still all be none the wiser as to who they’ve hit.
NasserAlazzawi
You don’t think he was targeted because of who he is.
Honestly doubt whoever took it had a clue, Dubbers.
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Yeh they will just be randoms taking out whatever they can. ’Ooh there’s Sasha let’s have off with his underpants and laptop’.
Honestly doubt it mate. It’s not like he’s David Guetta famous
It depends what the clues were.
Open the laptop and it says Login: SASHA? or Alex?
Can they even get into the laptop or do these guys just wipe laptops and sell them?
If they’re just idiots in the game of nicking hardware they likely would never know/care to look. Just sell kit, fast.
In Cyprus there has been a speight of people coming from other countries on flights for 2-3 days. Scoping areas out, stealing everything and pawning it before jumping back on a flight to eastern europe. It’s been a big operation the police have been cracking down on (Cyprus generally has very little crime). It’s been rife at christmas.
If I were a betting man, I’d imagine for someone to have the balls to do it through an airport it would be organised and just about shifting hardware in a similar fashion.
Mate, hardly anyone knows who Sasha is. They didnt even at the height of his fame. He said the reason he liked being a DJ at the top of his game meant he could still walk down the street of any city in the world and absolutely no one knew who he was. He’s even less relevant now. By a long way too.
A washed up has-been with no luggage. To think we even gave him the time of day!
I haven’t lost my luggage millsy u cnt.
Sasha’s laptop screensaver is a picture of Loopy trampolining - I saw a photo of it from the Loft gig about 10 years ago on the Bedrock board
NasserAlazzawi It depends what the clues were.
Fucking lol!
McTominay is lucky to still be on the pitch. Filthy challenge and he doesn’t even look back to check he is alright