Smallman, he thinks he got bantz,
don’t feed him cheese or he’ll sh*t in his pants.
Like a mailman. He’ll always deliver,
but when he’s up north you’ll find him in a river.
Tooting is his London manor,
but saying it’s great makes him look like a spanner.
Favourite DJ? Says it’s “Dixon the German”,
but we all know he’d rather kitchen sink it to Hernan.
