So the cunt increased his go fund me and exceeded the adjusted target, $393,639 was raised, out of a $375,000 target, but he is now having a fundraiser in Ibiza that Sasha is playing. How much more money does he want? I’m off to dig out my Behrouz cd and shred it. Wait till Andy Carrol hears about this.

    He’s having a nice relaxing holiday in the Seychelles right now. All be very stressful. Cheered himself up with a new Audi Q7 to potter around in when he gets back. 🤗
    And when he’s pissed that lot up the wall he’ll be back on the cadje again. A bit like George Best with his new liver.

    Cheers everyone. 🥂

    They are starting to look more like golden handshakes than charity fundraisers.

    Dry-Tinder that whole charity gig in Ibiza makes no sense, he now has way more money gifted to him than they needed.

    I just hope that if he recovers and there is excess money over they donate it to a charity or something like that. But more likely will go into his pocket to spunk up the wall on something outrageous

      RichM

      Even with the illness, he still has the club in Miami making money. It’s a small, but, great club. Now he probably has half a mill in contributions from punters, most of them would not have even received a free drink from him. I’m thinking of hacking GoFundMe to sell people Iraqi gold that I have to sell.

      benson

      I will pay money for someone to cover him in petrol and set fire to him. All that he has to do is contact the British Embassy, get flown home and pay back the fare. Just an attention seeking cunt. It’s more expensive to live in Ibiza for a day than the price of a flight home. I would love to use his head as a football.

        a month later

        Behrouz: 6 months we have been on this journey and there is still many miles left to uncover but I am fighting with so much love around to fuel me for the next chapter in my life 🙏🙏

        The half mill probably helped that. Is the club in Miami still functioning, or does he need another half mill?

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          Cankles-McJeggings The more I think about the bit that Carroll only has 6 months left to pay on his house the more it makes my piss boil. I really wish you didn’t have to donate to comment on it. Maybe I should give a quid and give him both barrels. Oh ‘Andy was in Ibiza when he got this bad news ’. Cry me a fucking river.

          You should. This would be the pure, crystallised form of Dermo’s righteous anger towards a cunt who deserved it.

          2 months later

          Andy Carroll is feeling festive at WAV.
          · Liverpool ·
          Without QUADRANT PARK there would never have been CREAM . We continue our BOXING NIGHT tradition in LIVERPOOL at one of the finest warehouse stylee party venues in the city with probably the BEST door team in Merseyside ! . DJ’s Mike Knowler , Andy Carroll , John Kelly and Paul Rimmer Ticket available from SKIDDLE https://www.skiddle.com/.../WaV/The-Christmas-Quad/36217395/ and the Happy Elfers Paul Rimmer and Paul Langton … It’s beginning to FEEL like QUADMAS ! \o/
          — feeling festive at WAV.
          QUADRANT PARK REUNIONS ·

          Guessing Carroll got the money. I’m sure that he will be letting everyone that chipped in for free and buying them drinks.

            Dan Rimmer is quite a common name in the north west, much to my amusement.

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