Im glad i was able to help you watch shit tv in your shit trainers, Rhouses

    There’s a certain irony about you watching bakeoff rhouses. That being it’s entirely designed to get people up and off their arse and into the kitchen baking. Whereas with you it will just mean some poor servant getting a phone call at 2am to knock up a giant lemon meringue pie and 10 profiteroles.

      Not a huge fan of pineapple I must say.

      The weaksauce of fruit.

      Pineapple is a little too nawtee for you I’d imagine, Ed. Likely that any more that 3 pieces of it would land you in A& E with a swollen head like Brian McFaddens’ last week. I have you more down as a ‘mandarin segments’ kind of dildo.

      My go to fruits?

      Apples, oranges and bananas.

      Really pushing the boat out I know.

        Use a disposable revolut card when signing up so you don’t get a nasty renewal charge after a year

        I use Proton VPN and like it. Not sure if that’s available in Europe though or not.

        I am going right off Klopp.

        Complete clown.

        Do your research, some VPNs keep a log of all your activities and will happily flip it to the authorities / sell on the info to marketeers. Others don’t create such logs.

          Dear Mods

          Can we pay a coder to create some sort of custom ‘Reg Counter’ plug in for the site. Smalls is currently off the chart!

          As

          Amps
          Private internet access (PIA) doesn’t either.