Not a huge fan of pineapple I must say.

The weaksauce of fruit.

Pineapple is a little too nawtee for you I’d imagine, Ed. Likely that any more that 3 pieces of it would land you in A& E with a swollen head like Brian McFaddens’ last week. I have you more down as a ‘mandarin segments’ kind of dildo.

My go to fruits?

Apples, oranges and bananas.

Really pushing the boat out I know.

    Use a disposable revolut card when signing up so you don’t get a nasty renewal charge after a year

    I use Proton VPN and like it. Not sure if that’s available in Europe though or not.

    I am going right off Klopp.

    Complete clown.

    Do your research, some VPNs keep a log of all your activities and will happily flip it to the authorities / sell on the info to marketeers. Others don’t create such logs.

      Dear Mods

      Can we pay a coder to create some sort of custom ‘Reg Counter’ plug in for the site. Smalls is currently off the chart!

      As

      Amps
      Private internet access (PIA) doesn’t either.

      Proton VPN is quite good (as is their e-mail) but I canceled it after a while. Now I just use Brave’s browser in private mode going through Tor if I need to. Effing slow for porn though.