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Mad_Cyril

RichM what kind of decent house club would let in a couple of 40+ males dressed head to toe in pastels??

Trade

Amps

Mad_Cyril Trade

Lol!

mono-stereo

Mad_Cyril 😂

Smallman1

bosstrabs To be honest, I slaughter Smallman but there is no-one I would rather have as my fellow pastel-wearing wingman, hoovering up the minge in a north-south double BANTSTEAM in a decent house club.

Much better than having Sean in tow, dressed head to toe in silver and trying to sell someone a driveway tarmaccing while gurning his face off, spring onion between his teeth.

Lol!

Millsy

bosstrabs 😂

Smallman1

bosstrabs but there is no-one I would rather have as my fellow pastel-wearing wingman, hoovering up the minge in a north-south double BANTSTEAM in a decent house club.

Welling up reading this!

bosstrabs

Sean basically a cross between a spasticated Barry Keoghan and 1970s David Bowie, an absolute liability.

seanc80

lol

Amps

bosstrabs Much better than having Sean in tow

No bouncer is letting him in a club wearing roller boots. He’s not even an option.

seanc80

‘Neon’ Dave wheeling Ed around berating him for being disabled because the spokes of the spastic-chariot are entrenched in dogshit resulting in Dave’s watermelon nikes being pebble-dashed by a terrier’s lunch .

bosstrabs

Sean appearing from nowhere with a big Irish head on him, premature baldness, a gurning bottom lip and 1970s ‘For mash get Smash’ robot clothes, forcing another round of unwanted shots on you and brazenly shiting on: “Yeah, I’m Sean… you know? From the GU board and that” while you’re trying to tap off with a decent looking Blasian bird.

seanc80

bosstrabs forcing another round of unwanted shots

and run the risk of putting you in hospital?
Absolutely (Bender).

Smallman1

Lol!

bosstrabs

Meeting Sean in a decent chop house and him asking for a side of Tayto crisps.

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