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bosstrabs

rhouses Rhouses, for 2023 you need some ‘wearable tech’, my suggestion would be a BANTS monitor by Pacer x Bants School, that tells you when your Bants rate is worryingly low.

rhouses

bosstrabs Listen Dave, you shit head. Top 10 Power Ranking and nothing less.

bosstrabs

Only if you return the stuff you nicked from Abdul’s.

rhouses

This bants pacer monitor that you speak of, seems just like the type of intellectual property you’d find in Abdul’s.

seanc80

Nice to see you are keeping toasty this winter Dave. Id say the ladies love to watch you in the wardrobe door mirror whilst you swing out of the back of them, vest still firmly tucked into your undies and a nice pair of Merino wool hiking socks, pulled up the knees.

Eye Of The Tiger on in the background, natch.

-si-

Dave absolutely fucking fuming that the 11 year old peasant farmer’s daughter he’s currently entertaining isn’t properly appreciating the quality and feel of his new merino wool knee highs!

Phil-McRackin

Her little sister probably stitched them in the factory

Cankles-McJeggings

rhouses Holding up my testes proper.

🤢

bosstrabs

Uniqlo doing well in Rhouses book because both the onesie and his winter socks don’t yet have giant holes in the big toe area where his disgustingly long, claw-like yellow toenails have protruded through.

LT42

rhouses Pfft. My uniqlo undies are still going strong after 6 months of TT and badminton - and mine have been going in the dryer with high heat after the wash. Holding up my testes proper.

🤣

Mad_Cyril

Heh?

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril Would look good with a light grey suit.

Slightly menacing too, like Billy Batts’ mate…

RichM

Mad_Cyril

benson

what are new clothes?

I’m not quite at Hursty’s level but clothes shopping really is not my thing at all

Mad_Cyril

Heh?

rhouses

Picked up a Parra x Thrasher sweatshirt. Couple of drops of butter garlic dipping sauce from the Brazilian steak house got on it on first wear, not it’s in the “only for home” section of my closet. :/

Little bit of Abdul’s vibes with thrasher spelt wrong, but that’s the charm of it.

Cankles-McJeggings

Written off with drops of garlic butter? Life in the 3rd world.
Get some fucking omo from Australia. Gets everything out of everything.

rhouses

Cankles-McJeggings Tide pods did nothing. And it really annoyed me that I needed to throw it in the wash on first wear. Could have done with one of those stain remover pens.

Cankles-McJeggings

A drop of the actual liquid diluted 5:1 leave for couple of mins. Then wash in proper biological wash. Pods are shite.

benson

Fucking hell lads. Take it to mumsnet.

This thread talks about quality of washing machines and how to get stains out.

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