Canā€™t imagine Dermo working in a record shop I must say.

    Smallman1 lol. All ā€œIā€™m free!!ā€ on the surface, but underneath a seething pot of white hot rage. An absolute retail time bomb, Falling Down nightmare in other words.

      His bedside manner does leave somewhat to be desired!

      A punter innocently enquires about the latest ADID release and casually mentions to the chirpy shop assistant (Derms) that he thinks itā€™s ā€˜the best track Sasha has ever producedā€™.

      A few hours later he returns home to find his front door kicked in, his family strewn about the living room with their heads caved in with a clawhammer and ā€˜Cuntsā€™ written in their blood over the fireplace.

        Millsy A punter innocently enquires about the latest ADID release and casually mentions to the chirpy shop assistant (Derms) that he thinks itā€™s ā€˜the best track Sasha has ever producedā€™.

        A few hours later he returns home to find his front door kicked in, his family strewn about the living room with their heads caved in with a clawhammer and ā€˜Cuntsā€™ written in their blood over the fireplace.

        Lol, spot on!

          rhouses He also ended with this, which is an absolute bangerā€¦ always goes down hard on a club system:

          This has never gone down hard anywhere.

              Poor James. Heā€™s questioning every aspect of his career, churning out post electro clash slop in the Black Hole of Calcutta, takes a peek at the crowd just to see Rhouses in a crisp Darth Maul tiedye tee shluff to the front of the pack for a look at the booth. Gun in mouth stuff.

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                zackster

                The R-man pops his head over the edge of the booth and some half-chewed lamb jalfrezi falls onto the cdj. Raises his arm to offer an apology wave, forgets about the mango daiquiri heā€™s holding and blows the sound system when it spills all over the mixer!

                  zackster All due respect Zackster, but you are the absolute last person Iā€™d ever consult on matters of music.

                  Stay in your corner and stick to making fun of the British and getting worked up about Americaā€™s political situation.