Millsy A punter innocently enquires about the latest ADID release and casually mentions to the chirpy shop assistant (Derms) that he thinks it’s ‘the best track Sasha has ever produced’.

A few hours later he returns home to find his front door kicked in, his family strewn about the living room with their heads caved in with a clawhammer and ‘Cunts’ written in their blood over the fireplace.

Lol, spot on!

    rhouses He also ended with this, which is an absolute banger… always goes down hard on a club system:

    This has never gone down hard anywhere.

        Poor James. He’s questioning every aspect of his career, churning out post electro clash slop in the Black Hole of Calcutta, takes a peek at the crowd just to see Rhouses in a crisp Darth Maul tiedye tee shluff to the front of the pack for a look at the booth. Gun in mouth stuff.

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          zackster

          The R-man pops his head over the edge of the booth and some half-chewed lamb jalfrezi falls onto the cdj. Raises his arm to offer an apology wave, forgets about the mango daiquiri he’s holding and blows the sound system when it spills all over the mixer!

            zackster All due respect Zackster, but you are the absolute last person I’d ever consult on matters of music.

            Stay in your corner and stick to making fun of the British and getting worked up about America’s political situation.

                He butchered the sky was pink but at least he was authentic unlike so many who got help back then or used ghost producers.

                  Fuck you Dan and fuck you Rhouses! 🖕🏼

                  17 days later

                  His 2002 EM is now back on BBC Sounds app. Still sounds superb

                  2 months later