A new top drawer PM and Charles on the throne? Cancel Christmas, it’s already happened

Weekend at Queenies

…psychics are really seizing the moment

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    Meghan and Harry rushing up to Scotland.

    Queen on her deathbed, in and out of consciousness. Then gets to see Meghan leaning over her.

    That could be that.

      In all seriousness, she’s probably already dead I reckon.

      Hearing rumours of Rees-Mogg banging his fists against the wall of the Whips’ office like some deranged ape.

      She’s definitely brown bread.

      Flags are at half mast across the various Smallman residencies.

      Am in shorts today Derm, but that’s because I’m off to Ibiza shortly.

      I think the word I’m looking for is winning!

      Chelsea just waiting on her to die so they got a good day to bury bad news with Potters appointment 😂