Everyone taking their seats in Westminster and suddenly a flash-bang flies through the stained glass.

I honestly think I would die like one of the weasels in Who Framed Roger Rabbit if that happened.

    zackster Everyone taking their seats in Westminster and suddenly a flash-bang flies through the stained glass.

    Don rappels through the window but gets stuck half-way down.

    Dangling like an overripe pumpkin in a jumpsuit whilst the Marines bitchslap Andrew holllering “who’s sweating now boi’ as he’s dragged out

      I wonder if Don will attend? They were so close after all.

      They’ve wheeled Giles Brandreth out again I see.

      bosstrabs the mint are not planning to replace any of the notes.

      Most of them have got Charlie on them already.

      Boom

        I’m actually looking forward to the next week or so, just to look at these twitter videos. That Lineker one ffs!

        Current favourite is the woman singing outside Buckingham Palace….amazing

        Smallman1 Swinging into Balmoral en route to Beefa.

        At the request of HER MAJESTY

        Would technically be a detour rather than en route.

        Have a good one in beefa

          Old-Dutch
          Some fine specimens.

          Is the fella holding the picture you??
          Hugo the lad with the ginger hair and cap.
          Millsy the ‘woman’ with brown teeth?