zackster Everyone taking their seats in Westminster and suddenly a flash-bang flies through the stained glass.

Don rappels through the window but gets stuck half-way down.

Dangling like an overripe pumpkin in a jumpsuit whilst the Marines bitchslap Andrew holllering “who’s sweating now boi’ as he’s dragged out

    I wonder if Don will attend? They were so close after all.

    They’ve wheeled Giles Brandreth out again I see.

    bosstrabs the mint are not planning to replace any of the notes.

    Most of them have got Charlie on them already.

    Boom

      I’m actually looking forward to the next week or so, just to look at these twitter videos. That Lineker one ffs!

      Current favourite is the woman singing outside Buckingham Palace….amazing

      Smallman1 Swinging into Balmoral en route to Beefa.

      At the request of HER MAJESTY

      Would technically be a detour rather than en route.

      Have a good one in beefa

        Old-Dutch
        Some fine specimens.

        Is the fella holding the picture you??
        Hugo the lad with the ginger hair and cap.
        Millsy the ‘woman’ with brown teeth?

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          I don’t TRUSSt her at all.

          That’s why I call her MISS TRUSSt !

          (geddit lads?!)

          So funny watching the body language between ex PMs. How Gordon Brown would far rather talk to Boris than Blair.