RIP in Peace Our Majesty

Better hoard loads of Andrex

Not sure masturbating will help anyone, Alistair.

Totes inappropes

Old-Dutch

Old-Dutch #

Al’s using the damp andrex to make a paper mache bust of our new king, to put on the fireplace once it’s painted…

Reg

https://news.sky.com/story/i-cant-bear-this-bloody-thing-king-loses-patience-with-leaky-pen-as-he-signs-visitors-book-in-northern-ireland-12696653

He’s our king of hearts!

Is that John Terry doing another full kit wanker cameo in the background?

If the source is to be trusted, it sounds like it was bone cancer.

She died at 14:37, far earlier than we thought.

https://7news.com.au/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-ii/royal-biographer-claims-queen-died-from-a-bone-condition-c-8230995.amp

That Campbell lady is a rent a gob busy body.

benson Naomi?

Hursty Maccy Ds and Gregg’s shut! Any news on KFC, Asda and Iceland? A true attack on the working class!

Millsy

Millsy Pizza Hut are opening at 2pm to allow their staff to mourn.

the bbc should just change its name to Mournhub

Will have my black armband on till Monday.

RIP your Majesty.

Funky REGRETa DUMBerg

There is some excellent work in here -

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/15/the-most-british-thing-ever-huge-queue-of-royal-mourners-sparks-memes-and-gentle-humour

ScottBailey REGRETa DUMBerg

A lol for SB!