zackster
Zero fucking prisoners mate, I like it!

If the seafood is frozen, I’m all in. Save me 2 tickets?

      The news sounds like an obituary, I reckon they are waiting for the other freeloaders and Harry to arrive before they announce it

        I just heard a newsreader say “the Palace statement interrupted Liz Truss’s speech about energy prices, but this is far more important”

        Cunts

          Mad_Cyril Edwand & Loopy?

          Swinging into Balmoral en route to Beefa.

          At the request of HER MAJESTY.

              If they’re announcing on every news channel and rushing everyone in like this I’d imagine she’s had a stroke or heart attack. Maybe it’s even a bad turn with covid / pneumonia.

              Using words like ‘keeping her comfortable’ whilst people are flying in with such urgency means it’s likely the end.

              For a while I thought it may just be a bad fall or something.

              I reckon we’ll lose her within 48 maybe 72 hours, or sooner. Or she already passed earlier and we are just going through formalities for the sake of the family.

              A source is suggesting a statement will follow at 6pm London time.

              Funky bet we’ll never see anything like what happens in the city / country when we lose her like. 3 days of mourning plus a massive series of events.

              I never looked into it but it’s called operation London Bridge.

                  NasserAlazzawi Well here there be huge parties followed by a good old riot. Fkn helicopter will do my nut in all night.

                    Currently listening to The Smiths finest in sympathy.

                    Didn’t realise the Royal Protocol changes should The Queen die in Scotland. It shifts from “London Bridge has fallen” to “Operation Unicorn”. Instead of lying in state in Buckingham Palace now she will fired out of a cannon into Loch Spey.