Mad_Cyril Edwand & Loopy?

Swinging into Balmoral en route to Beefa.

At the request of HER MAJESTY.

      If they’re announcing on every news channel and rushing everyone in like this I’d imagine she’s had a stroke or heart attack. Maybe it’s even a bad turn with covid / pneumonia.

      Using words like ‘keeping her comfortable’ whilst people are flying in with such urgency means it’s likely the end.

      For a while I thought it may just be a bad fall or something.

      I reckon we’ll lose her within 48 maybe 72 hours, or sooner. Or she already passed earlier and we are just going through formalities for the sake of the family.

      A source is suggesting a statement will follow at 6pm London time.

      Funky bet we’ll never see anything like what happens in the city / country when we lose her like. 3 days of mourning plus a massive series of events.

      I never looked into it but it’s called operation London Bridge.

          NasserAlazzawi Well here there be huge parties followed by a good old riot. Fkn helicopter will do my nut in all night.

            Currently listening to The Smiths finest in sympathy.

            Didn’t realise the Royal Protocol changes should The Queen die in Scotland. It shifts from “London Bridge has fallen” to “Operation Unicorn”. Instead of lying in state in Buckingham Palace now she will fired out of a cannon into Loch Spey.

            Funky I don’t wish anyone dead other than Flares, but on the flip side, I despise privilege, so she can fuck right off.

              bosstrabs

              Reports coming through that Witchell has “lost his head” and was invovled in some kind of “phyical skirmish” in the BBC news room this afternoon?

                  I remember when Princess Margret died, Sasha and Digweed’s Delta Heavy Essential Mix was due to be broadcast that night. The BBC decided to cancel it as a mark of respect and broadcast some unnamed DJ playing dance music for 2 hours instead. Who’s doing the Essential Mix this week?

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