It’s gone over your head this one hasnt it Alistair?
Of course he can. The fact is he just can’t help himself, it wouldn’t have even crossed his daft mind that dressing like Cyllian Murphy and queuing up with the public would be a media frenzy dream. The very nature of it completely passed him by as it did you.
RIP in Peace Our Majesty
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Cankles-McJeggings Hmm not what I read. Maybe some of their schooling. Not all of it. They all have spent time in American schools and now uni.
Unsurprisingly during the 5 years David played for LA Galaxy, his young kids were at school in the US.
But after he finished there in 2012 his kids all moved back to the UK. I can’t seem to find exactly which school his eldest, Brooklyn, went to, but he’s spoken about moving back to London at 13 then doing his GCSEs somehwere there. Romeo and Cruz both went to Millfield School in Somerset. His daughter is at Glendower Prep School in London (along with Rishi’s kids).
https://www.eonline.com/news/1127810/inside-brooklyn-beckham-s-precious-bond-with-his-famous-family
https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-news/teen-tells-david-victoria-beckhams-6022803
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/football-league/david-beckham-son-romeo-clevedon-town-pictures-video-a9333126.html
https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/culture/a22695809/victoria-beckham-childrens-private-education/
Fascinating Hugo. It still doesn’t detract from him being a massive attention seeking bellend. 
Cankles-McJeggings Fascinating Hugo. It still doesn’t detract from him being a massive attention seeking bellend.
That’s not what I’m pointing out is false though is it?!
Good for you.
Cankles-McJeggings The fact is he just can’t help himself, it wouldn’t have even crossed his daft mind that dressing like Cyllian Murphy and queuing up with the public would be a media frenzy dream.
so much hate, he may have just wanted to pay respects to the queen!
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Cankles-McJeggings you said he flew here specially. How do you know this exactly? It’s not like he you can’t live in more than one place. Talk about ascribing motives
You have to remember that David Beckham is dull-witted. He was on telly saying his family are all monarchists, which figures, as it shows he descends from a line of stupid people.
Most of the people in the line are simple minded or unfortunately have some kind of mental handicap imo.
Doesn’t he live on some farm in the English countryside somewhere? I only know this because the missus loves pics of his kitchen and dogs on his Insta page..
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LT42 Doesn’t he live on some farm in the English countryside somewhere? I only know this because the missus loves pics of his kitchen and dogs on his Insta page..
Supposedly they own:
a farmhouse just outside the Cotswolds;
a house in Holland Park, London;
a penthouse in Miami;
an apartment in the Burj Khalifa, Dubai;
and a villa in Dubai (well, now listed in the name of Victoria’s mum):
https://www.hellomagazine.com/homes/20220420138291/david-victoria-beckham-property-portfolio/
The Beckhams do indeed own a very very nice house in the Cotswolds. Did some renovation works there a few years back. Klang.
To be fair to Becks, he’s probably got more of a legitimate reason to pay his respects to the queen, having met her more than once. Which is more than can be said for the randoms filing past her coffin who’ve only ever seen her on the tele.
I met the Queen in the garden at Buckingham Palace. Well, stood next to my missus while SHE met the Queen. Did not encourage me in any way, shape or form to queue for 24 hours to see her coffin.
Each to their own I spose.
Thinking of joining the queue with Timo Mass’s Dirty Trancing pumping through the bluetooth.
Snr met the King at Highgrove a few years ago.
Not a euphemism.
ScottBailey He had a VIP invitation and yet opted not to use it unlike others. Fair play.
LT42 it’s right next to Soho Farmhouse. I’ve seen it. It’s a sizeable gaff
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Some old guy rang up JJJ today and said ’ive been working all my life and I’m retired now. Everyone who works gets a day off and I get nothing. I dont think that’s fair’.
The presenter didnt know what to say at all. Then he said ‘Well what do you want ?’ Old boy says ’I don’t know, maybe some kind of compensation’. Dead serious too. 
Grim
that’s ace.
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How much will tomorrow cost the economy, pound at its lowest for 30 odd years. No avoiding a recession now no doubt, smart.
No babestation anymore?
Majestic Wine was rammed today.
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No shock, this is a standard practice in Runcorn. Dave will be able to vouch for the scrubbers there I’m sure.
A lol for Zackster!
“Cock mad Helen”
Did anyone queue up? For the record, I didn’t.
Not gonna lie by I felt a huge wave of emotion when those bagpipes started up.
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It needs Carnage’s latest track ‘Fuck Blitzkrieg’ in there badly.
Offers a nice tip of the hat to her heritage too
Becks did. He doesn’t like to talk about it though.
I threw caution to the wind after British Cycling suggested not cycling today (the cunts), and cycled. Just go back and showered and opened a bag of pickled onion Monster Munch whilst the two minute silence was on. Needless to say, I’ve had to take a visit to the dog house.
What a load of old shite that funeral is - I’m gonna catch up on last night’s NFL in the bedroom. Blisss.
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Do they go and have a wake down the pub after? Anyone know which pub it is?