Some old guy rang up JJJ today and said ’ive been working all my life and I’m retired now. Everyone who works gets a day off and I get nothing. I dont think that’s fair’.
The presenter didnt know what to say at all. Then he said ‘Well what do you want ?’ Old boy says ’I don’t know, maybe some kind of compensation’. Dead serious too. 
Grim
that’s ace.
How much will tomorrow cost the economy, pound at its lowest for 30 odd years. No avoiding a recession now no doubt, smart.
No babestation anymore?
Majestic Wine was rammed today.
No shock, this is a standard practice in Runcorn. Dave will be able to vouch for the scrubbers there I’m sure.
A lol for Zackster!
“Cock mad Helen”
Did anyone queue up? For the record, I didn’t.
Not gonna lie by I felt a huge wave of emotion when those bagpipes started up.
It needs Carnage’s latest track ‘Fuck Blitzkrieg’ in there badly.
Offers a nice tip of the hat to her heritage too 
Becks did. He doesn’t like to talk about it though.
I threw caution to the wind after British Cycling suggested not cycling today (the cunts), and cycled. Just go back and showered and opened a bag of pickled onion Monster Munch whilst the two minute silence was on. Needless to say, I’ve had to take a visit to the dog house.
What a load of old shite that funeral is - I’m gonna catch up on last night’s NFL in the bedroom. Blisss.
Do they go and have a wake down the pub after? Anyone know which pub it is?
Took the kids and dog out for a walk, lovely and quiet everywhere. Nipped into Budgens on the way back and it was rammed!
Now watching Pets 2 on the couch and have a stack of beers from my mates 50th left over to get stuck into 
Imagine making the mistake of dying yourself over the last week or so? You’d have struggled to have got a whip round. Probably been put on ice too.
