I’m not talking about dogs or scorpions, but rather their absolutely hideous re-interpretations of Western dishes.

This is available all over Asia. VOMIT.

I typed in worst Asian food on YouTube. Most of it was from China. I couldn’t watch hardly any of it.
Is there anything they don’t eat.

    bosstrabs that stuff is horrific, saw it a few times in the Philippines and absolutely no chance i would go near it. Dirty fuckers

      Is there a fast food chain for Chinese food? That’s obviously as far from real Chinese food as Taco Bell is from Mexican?

      • LT42 replied to this.

        Over here there are independent ‘Chinese’ takeaways everywhere, which negates the need.

        Having said that, I have noticed ‘Chopstix’ Noodle bars dotted about Shopping malls, train stations & motorway services. Their purpose seems to be to use hot-plates to congeal ‘chinese’ food into homogenous lumps.

        Also a gaff called ‘ITSU’ that does noodle / rice dishes, professing to be freshly cooked - never been either. Smallballs probably frequents when he’s not waving out of the office windows with his colleagues.

        I was about to say ‘Chopstix’, which is fucking minging. Everything looks like this (this particular specimen is ‘Pumpkin Katsu Curry’ clearly a Japanese dish, presented in a box with faux-Chinese script):

        There is also Wagamama which is Japanese ramen, but it’s actually quite alright, if a little expensive.
        £13 for a bowl of noodles. U WOT m8?

          bosstrabs There is also Wagamama

          Good point. Excluded as they’re more sit-down gaffs. Prices are a bit high for just ‘alright’ though.

          File along with Tampopo

          Off to ChinaTown Mcr later for a bit of a shop and some food.

          Which is nice 🍜

          Fancy http://phocue.co.uk/
          but likely to get pushback from my two