Over here there are independent ‘Chinese’ takeaways everywhere, which negates the need.
Having said that, I have noticed ‘Chopstix’ Noodle bars dotted about Shopping malls, train stations & motorway services. Their purpose seems to be to use hot-plates to congeal ‘chinese’ food into homogenous lumps.
Also a gaff called ‘ITSU’ that does noodle / rice dishes, professing to be freshly cooked - never been either. Smallballs probably frequents when he’s not waving out of the office windows with his colleagues.
