mono-stereo The pizzas I enjoyed in Naples where rectangular if I’m being absolutely honest. For the record, I’ve never had a square pizza or even seen a square pizza. I have no interest in square pizza.

🚨🚨Liz Truss appears to have hacked Mono’s account 🚨🚨

Square (rectangular) pizza just reminds me of the effort you always did in Home Economics (Cooking) classes in school.

Made a pizza on a baking tray, then cut it in squares.

The fact that I could do it at home means I’m reluctant to pay for that.

Mono has charred bodies all over his garden. Been there - done that - seen it all before. BORING

😆 “hey guys look at this plaster cast outline of a shoe!” Fuck off!

The food here is amazing I must say.

Had the chargrilled squid, was ace!

Heading back to Blighty later, would defo recommend Ischia, a wonderful part of the world.