Take my wife, free my life
Millsy's top pick me up slogan jamboree
Loaded balls so you know my name’s not Eddy Smalls
“I can go all night boys” Smallballs ca 2020
One up the bum, two up the nose. If you digging my feels, start licking my toes.
Morty-C-137 “I can go all night boys” Smallballs ca 2020
Lol!
‘You can beat your wife but you can’t beat the craic’
lol
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Transgender folk ain’t what they used to be
Ogden, Barlow, Sharples, Duckworth, Tanner
Everybody talk about, pop music
It’s wine o’clock somewhere!
I love you almost as much as GU13
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Is there one that says - He might be a cataclysmic mess but he’s my cataclysmic mess. For smalls’ mum?
To young hearts,
Keep beating,
Keep breaking,
Keep falling in love.
There’s a bullet in the gun
There’s a fire in your heart
You will move all mountains that stand in your path
Till the end of all time
I’ll be by your side
Always dream that I’m yours and I’ll dream you’re mine