Smallman1 You want to know who I’m in love with?

Read the first word again.

Willing to bet there’ll be a few board members get stuck in a loop reading this

    Cankles-McJeggings fuck yesss 😂 Got an ex-boss I’d like to gift one of those as well (to get the idea of the sort of man he is; imagine Trump as a GP.. FFS).

      Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

      I’m a glass half-full kind of person…. I said to the lady at the sperm bank.

        If you can read this you’re standing to close to me.. please fuck off

        Loaded balls so you know my name’s not Eddy Smalls

        One up the bum, two up the nose. If you digging my feels, start licking my toes.

        Transgender folk ain’t what they used to be