Got wannabee gangsters and wanker footballers all over it.
The Buying A Car Thread
rhouses Trigger pulled: https://www.kia.com/in/our-vehicles/seltos-xline/showroom.html
Getting delivered on Sunday.
rhouses has a tiny cock.
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Kia and badass are two words that simply do not belong anywhere near one another.
Kia and school run
Kia and economy
Kia and mundane
Kia and birds car
Kia and badass
Just imagining the nutting it out and mind wok’ing that went on during that meeting where they decided on it.
“Hey Abdul, what do you think the dummy ass bro’s with a bit a wedge would fall for?”.
“Call it badass innit, Ranjit”.
Cankles-McJeggings no one gets laid in a Kia
I can’t even imagine how rhouses gets into a seltos. Then it’s got to pull off..
Cankles-McJeggings ramp?
Lol 100kg burger scoffing Indians and small SUV’s do not belong together anymore than badass and Kia does.
Cankles-McJeggings why would Rhouses be pulling off in his new car?
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Coz he’s badass!! Bad to the bone.
Cankles-McJeggings and then find his gear stick
I had a spin in an I5 on Wednesday, very nice I have to say. The I5 doesn’t look bad but its huge, about the same size as a 7 series. I bet its a beaut to drive.
On one hand I have amps going on about a tiny cock (generally for mid-life crisis individuals who end up spending more money than they should on a big/fancy car) and on the other hand I have Dermo blathering on about how it’s a car for birds.
Make up your minds you bastards.
First time I’ve experienced “auto windshield wipers” and “auto lights”, that along with the ventilated seats and bose soundsystem, no complaints so far. Absolute pleasure driving it compared to the janky 10 year old verna I’m used to driving.