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  • Sunak (General U.K. is Jaded thread)

alistair

Lol. Imagine being out on the rip with Al and Ed then hit the afters and you’re sandwiched in the middle of their chit chat. Trying to come up on that jack n jill you necked an hour ago.

    alistair …jesus christ 😆

    Notice you edited your post… would love to have read it before you toned it down for fear of sounding like a proper cunt.

      Along_the_Wire

      Jesus fucking wept.

      Yeah but GB News applauded… so like… swings and roundabouts.

        Your Honour, the defendant, Lord Winterbourne, is a managing director of an ailing oil company and hedge fund manager. On the date in question, the defendant drove carefully down the narrow country lane in his Land Rover 4×4 vehicle, having completed his charitable work in aid of foxes and keen that he should arrive punctually for his shift at the inner city food bank. Mindful that he should not let down the people who are inexplicably too poor to eat because they were unable find a job that paid more money, he drove at a steady pace along the narrow country lane.

        Being of a nervous disposition, he was shocked and distressed to happen upon a crazed, violent terrorist who launched herself at the vehicle from the side of the road. Fearing for his his life and that of the assorted bloodhounds and beagles in the rear of the vehicle, the defendant sought to avert the circumstances of danger by increasing his speed in an effort to flee the hostile situation that presented itself to him. In the circumstances, it was not possible to slow nor to avert his course of travel lest he be attacked by the forming gang of marauders on the side of the country lane. It was, Your Honour, a regrettable but unfortunately necessary course of action.

        Tut tut, whine whine, its like a fucking old mothers meeting on here 😂

          alistair …ironic when your comment was literally straight from the keyboard of Dorothy, 76 from Maidenhead in the Mail comments section.

              Jesus, Alistair.

              I didn’t need to watch that video, Amps!

              alistair …deary me 😆, take that one to the football thread (if you absolutely must).

              Hilarious playground deflection from pound shop Darren Grimes though.

                …no it isn’t a thing, the school fucked-up, the govt (undoubted cunts though they are) have told them they can’t.

                Braverman is surely toast now, total liability in a job which requires the utmost diligence in security matters

                  Hursty it’s such a shame Sunak gave her that role. Surely he must have known the scrutiny she would be under. Unless he thought it a distraction tactic. Pick one role the media will focus on and leave the rest of them in peace for a few weeks. Then fire her.

                    Boris for home secretary! Now!

                    • Dan replied to this.

                      Millsy Ed Smallman in with a shout? Yarns are his speciality.