Sunak (General U.K. is Jaded thread)
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Your Honour, the defendant, Lord Winterbourne, is a managing director of an ailing oil company and hedge fund manager. On the date in question, the defendant drove carefully down the narrow country lane in his Land Rover 4×4 vehicle, having completed his charitable work in aid of foxes and keen that he should arrive punctually for his shift at the inner city food bank. Mindful that he should not let down the people who are inexplicably too poor to eat because they were unable find a job that paid more money, he drove at a steady pace along the narrow country lane.
Being of a nervous disposition, he was shocked and distressed to happen upon a crazed, violent terrorist who launched herself at the vehicle from the side of the road. Fearing for his his life and that of the assorted bloodhounds and beagles in the rear of the vehicle, the defendant sought to avert the circumstances of danger by increasing his speed in an effort to flee the hostile situation that presented itself to him. In the circumstances, it was not possible to slow nor to avert his course of travel lest he be attacked by the forming gang of marauders on the side of the country lane. It was, Your Honour, a regrettable but unfortunately necessary course of action.
Tut tut, whine whine, its like a fucking old mothers meeting on here 
Alistair sounding like a selfish Tory cunt?? I’m not having that.
Jesus, Alistair.
I didn’t need to watch that video, Amps!
alistair you’re embarrassing yourself.
Dear UK, this is a thing? What the fuck.
…no it isn’t a thing, the school fucked-up, the govt (undoubted cunts though they are) have told them they can’t.
Phew.
Braverman is surely toast now, total liability in a job which requires the utmost diligence in security matters
Boris for home secretary! Now!
Am way too colourful for politics SD!
Invite en route chief.
More from totally normal island:
Can you imagine Amps in the pub nowadays?
He’d be that bloke in everyone’s local, when everyone is sat at the bar having a conversation/laugh he’d blurt out something horrendously irrelevant/unfunny just to get in on the conversation from the periphery.
I could have sworn Amps was alright at some point.
He’s gone from being a steroid lover with a penchant for wrecking ball POWER prog to some cardboard cut out Tory hater and a complete clown.
He doesn’t even post titty pics anymore. Quite the fall from grace.
Used to be a PowerRankings Top 20 staple, hovering around 14.
Uuuuuuh whats up?
zackster It is strange that not one western country has officially blamed Russia, and the Germans have stated they know who did it but can’t divulge due to national security issues
As for Truss and her band of mugs, it would appear that using insecure mediums for transmitting data was widespread, the fucking muppets