In other news I see the extreme right wing bbc is claiming that half of Albania is bereft of young men because they’re all being lured into UK organised crime gangs through a combination of us being universally recognised as mugs, and Tik Tok.
What outrageous nonsense. Everyone knows those plucky guys on the inflatables are highly skilled tradesmen and business owners here to burnish our culture and cuisine along with giving our gdp a much needed boost.
