If any of you want to get blinded, look up.

Or you can watch my friend’s stream from the safety of your device.

Looks like free advertising for the new Quattro. Uncle John must be well happy.

What, like giving Frank Lampard a column again?

This is gonna be one of them things where a demon jumps out at you and you shite your pants and throw coffee everywhere isn’t it Nas.

Sorry mate, not falling for that again 👍