I’ve taken out the clear winner as an option for a bit of variety (people trying to save the planet and leave it vaguely hospitable for their children). Fill your boots:

Which of these is most like to boil Alistair’s piss in under ten seconds?

Smart motorways
Cyclists
Smart meters
Gregg’s vegan sausage rolls
Bendy buses
Remoaners being right

    Unbroken1 Alister is ok with NUFC. There’s at least one other board member who seems to come down with foaming dog fever whenever we’re mentioned though.

      …coming to terms with it now. Amazing how not so long ago Liverpool attracted all of the ire

      Along_the_Wire Just cyclists!
      For the record, I voted remain in 2016. I even did a gap year in Brussels (some of which was spent as doing work experience at the European Commission)

          Don’t go to Dublin then! Rammed with the buggers.

          You fell for it it lads. It was a little tongue in cheek for Grant