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Have we re-branded to Dads-net? šŸ˜†

One more thing, I wish the useless lamaaz classes my wife forced me to attend before the birth taught us about ā€˜leaps’. If you can learn to understand that schedule, as the baby is growing and becoming more aware, you could probably get a handle on the nightmare behaviour when the baby is getting sensory overloads as it develops each month.

It’s really does sound like you’re the very first person to have a baby rhouses. Well done šŸ‘

Nas literally propelling himself to position 55 in the Power Rankings with these threads.

Useful update Dave.

No doubt the sense of achievement will help his general well-being.

Cankles-McJeggings Fuck Newcastle United.

It’s a good job I don’t give a fuck about football, but if you were trying to get a rise, then I will kindly send a fuck you anyway šŸ‘

Nasser Alazzawi: from chirpy geordie poolside DJ to repellent, human shitflinger in the space of about four weeks.

I blame Dermo.

    bosstrabs I blame Dermo.

    And who the fuck even is Dermo?

    I swear I got accused of being him when I joined. The only thing which got me out of that was live streams!

    I forecast some smiles and positivity from me at Christmas.

    I also have no idea who or what the fuck OLB is @Smallman1 but I have read that in various contexts on here - please put me out of my misery on that one!

      rhouses The missus and I decided to take care of our mini me without a nanny (yes the cook and cleaning lady made a massive difference for our peace of mind) for the first five months

      rhouses 6th month, we’ve hired a live-in nanny, since maternity leave has ended. Game changer. Obviously not exactly affordable in the west, but if you can make it happen, just do it.

      Oh yeah.. super relatable for 99% of folks out there… ffs

      It stands for Official Lady Boy

      rhouses Is the live in cleaning lady handy with blocked toilets as well?

      turns off Flares siren

      This thread doesn’t stink enough to be flares.