Smallman1 oversized YSL shirt and Armani jeans.

All rounded off with a pair of Base loafers and a shedload of Cool Water.

Or winning as I like to call it.

That was called being a cunt everywhere else.

RichM This is a new low to this board. Why would anyone make this a topic.

I agree. Garage is for fucking twats. Aside from it being utterly shit too.

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RichM calm the hyperbole dear boy, noone has yet cancelled Xpander for being the most racist song ever created. I would hate for you to have a heart attack when it is inevitably cancelled.

Smallman1 might create a happy hardcore thread to compete with this one.

    RichM
    I’m old enough to remember that whole scene. It completely killed the rave scene then along came speed garage which was the final breaking point for me.

    Mad_Cyril
    That’s easy. Some dress In stone Island the others dress in rags

    Maximum Respect for DJ Spoony, Mikee B, and Timmi Magic.

    Norris ‘Da Boss’ Windross.

    What a ledge.

    Favourite Garage DJ was japester DJ EZ, who remarkably pronounces his name ‘Eeh - zed’.

    Karl ‘Tuff Enuff’ Brown and Matt ‘Jam’ Lamont.

    The Sasha and Digweed of Garage.

    Booyakasha!!!!!!

    I think it’s safe to say we’ve finally found out what Edwand was really doing when he was pretending to be at The End every week.

      Cankles-McJeggings I think it’s safe to say we’ve finally found out what Edwand was really doing when he was pretending to be at The End every week.

      Twice As Nice did a stint at The End Derm, the champagne corks were popping like you can’t believe!

      You were there on the wrong night then. Like the pricks that say they used to go to the hac but on alternative night and fuck all to do with the rave scene.

      🔔🔚's

      It’s like any of the other sub genres, they often start off in just a club or two with a small crowd that are into it that eventually generates enough buzz that it mushrooms in popularity. I remember listening to people like Jason Kaye, Mikee B , Timmi Magic etc when it was a really niche sound but within the space of a few years it just turned into a commercial sound and scene that attracted bellends to clubs that were all about wearing designer labels, Bronson and swigging Kristal.

      Garage/Speed Garage/2-Step or whatever you want to call it was really at the right place at the right time. It benefited from the peak of house music, was popularised on the house scene by people like Armand Van Helden and eventually made its way into the pop charts, which by that point was always going to be game over for any credibility. So Solid Crew being the dregs.

        Reasonable, although Speed Garage and 2-step are very different sounds.

          bosstrabs

          Completely, but they both had roots in the same kind of scene/sound. I suppose 2-Step was more influenced by R&B, pop music and other shite and was probably a key reason why it was the biggest culprit for destroying itself under the weight of its own bloated popularity.

          whatever but within the space of a few years it just turned into a commercial sound and scene that attracted bellends to clubs that were all about wearing designer labels, Bronson and swigging Kristal.

          Enter Edwand!

          OLB coming in like a wrecking ball!

          Handful of tracks that still sound good. Nu Birth Anytime, Roy Davis Jr Gabriel and MJ Cole Sincere spring to mind.

            Just watched a few minutes of a DJ EZ Boiler Room, he’s about 4ft 5.

            Hold my beer!

            Shock horror - a music genre had some belting tunes, some crap ones and when it went mainstream it got rinsed with people making money

            This was the only good thing to come out of the UK garage scenezz.

              A good friend of mine grew up with Deekline.

              Which is nice.

              KLANG.

              It’s great to see Dave, Alistair and headwand all having something in common. Even if it is something so absolutely dreadful in every way imaginable.

                Have ledged it with Alistair in person.

                Sasha at Fabric last December.

                Hursty was in the house too!

                Millsy Bo Selecta appears to be getting a kicking these days, but I bloody loved it at the time. (Can’t stand Keith Lemon though)

                  I was at Pacha, Ibiza in around 2005 or so and Harry Romero played Double 99 - Ripgroove which was very random in the context of the rest of his set, but it got an unbelievable reaction, the place went nuts

                    gcw Double 99 - Ripgroove

                    Massive tune, but it’s surely more speed garage.

                    gcw I remember turning on channel 4 after coming back from the pub and the sketch above was on. I had never heard of Bo Selecta and had a seething hatred for speed garage and Craaaig Daaavid, so I ended up in a pretzel position from laughing so hard.

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                      Millsy just the whole concept of it was brilliant, with Kes and his piss bag. Then you had Michael Jackson, Mel B etc. Quite original I thought

                      It wasn’t until years later that I realised that the girl in the Jacko sketches (Bubbles) was Caroline Flack

                      Bo was genius at the time. Hard to believe Lemon deteriorated into such an unlikeable, unfunny cunt.