Cankles-McJeggings The age old question. Shit threads, shit bantz, shit clobber, shit trabs. End it now. Put him out of his misery. It’s kinder that way.
RichM Based on his current action at the coalface with all his bantz and action with the treacle’s he really shouldn’t be posting on a jaded clubbers forum in the first place. I say he should come back in 10 years minimum
ScottBailey strummer would Tooting really be missed? Something larger wielding than a drone stike, no?
Cankles-McJeggings Heno Can you have 2 choices? Not something I’d considered but on reflection if they are mutually complimentary I’d say yes. For example feeding him cheese then hitting him with a hammer after 10 minutes or so would be fine.
seanc80 To be honest I don’t want really want to kill him specifically. I’d be happy enough badly injuring him.
Millsy seanc80 Ed in a wheelchair would be excruciating. Milking it for all he’s got and referring to it as his ‘suaving chariot’ or something equally horrific. Death it is!
Cankles-McJeggings Millsy Ed in a wheelchair would be excruciating. Milking it for all he’s got and referring to it as his ‘suaving chariot’ or something equally horrific. Death it is! Same with AIDS, millsy. Imagine having to live it with him for the last few years on here? Would almost definitely have to go round with the hammer to expedite the end.
seanc80 Millsy Ed in a wheelchair would be excruciating. Milking it for all he’s got and referring to it as his ‘suaving chariot’ or something equally horrific That genuinely sounds like more of a ‘winning’ scenario for Ed than many of the ones he has actually described himself.
Mad_Cyril Millsy Milking it for all he’s got and referring to it as his ‘suaving chariot’ Not to be confused with Suaving in Chariots - aka ‘at the coalface’
Along_the_Wire Cankles-McJeggings I reckon the AIDS would up sticks and leave if they infected him the moment it realised its mistake
bosstrabs I’d like to replicate Pulp Fiction by shooting him in the balls, stealing his BMX, then going back to an Asian brass who asked “Whose chopper is this?” “Ed’s?” “Who’s Ed?” …
Cankles-McJeggings ScottBailey would Tooting really be missed? Something larger wielding than a drone stike, no? Tactical nuke? Bunker buster straight through the hole in his roof?
Smallman1 ScottBailey would Tooting really be missed? Has been the trendiest area in London since I moved in squire!
RichM Can we force him to listen to all those shit garage tunes posted in his “winning” garage thread until his ears bleed?
