Few beers, fancy London, 16th November

ScottBailey

Smallman1 Wouldn’t expect any less, Ed. Tooting’s finest!

Smallman1

ScottBailey Wouldn’t expect any less, Ed. Tooting’s finest!

Thank you Sir!

Wally

Smallman1 aka ‘What the fucking hell is this?’

The ice cream shirt should do the job.

Smallman1

Wally The ice cream shirt should do the job.

Has been retired.

Some lucky bastard in a less privileged part of the world will be rocking it now.

ScottBailey

Smallman1 Less privileged than Tooting? Lewisham?

Millsy

Smallman1 the look on the poor villagers face as he gleefully opens his Christmas shoebox to find a signed photo of Edward Smallman in his pouch, a T-shirt with an ice cream on it three sizes too small (despite said villager being riddled with AIDS/famine), and some horrific green trabbs which he immediately sets alight and throws in the river believing them to be cursed.

ScottBailey

Millsy his village decided to hold a rock concert for the people of Tooting called ‘Roof Aid’

Mad_Cyril

ScottBailey his village decided to hold a rock concert for the people of Tooting called ‘Roof Aid’

Millsy a T-shirt with an ice cream on it three sizes too small (despite said villager being riddled with AIDS/famine), and some horrific green trabbs which he immediately sets alight and throws in the river believing them to be cursed.

LOLs a plenty!

-si-

Lol, top work mills and hendo!

seanc80

Seriously though. Some aids-ravaged Congolese leper is cleaning her toilet-bucket with it

Millsy

All the other lads kicking a flat, threadbare football around a dusty pitch dressed in their Marco Van Basten, Carlton Palmer and Georgi Kinkladze match tops, and our poor villager mopes forward to howls of laughter in his latest ice cream cone number.

ScottBailey

“Just 100 million Congolese Francs could help a Tooting Ledge survive the bitter winter by putting a completed roof over his head and a cup of hot chocolate in his hand. So please dig deep and donate whatever you can to ‘Smallman In Need’.”

Cankles-McJeggings

Lolz

Smalls is still the only person left on the planet that thinks that you can eat broccoli and run AIDS off.

What he needs is AIDS Aid.

Heno

Cankles-McJeggings my bollox, he needs gunishment

Smallman1

Fair fucking play, some proper lol’s in here!

bosstrabs

Top work from Millsy here, hitting splendid form for the six weeks or so of the year he can ever actually be bothered.

Smallman1

A genuine threat to my ‘funniest person on the board’ throne.

Cankles-McJeggings

The only way you’ll be funnier than millsy is dying in a darwin’esque manner that’s recorded for all to savour and enjoy for many years after.

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