seanc80 if i was meeting people off here that i have never met before i wouldn’t be laying down parameters and generally going on about it for ages like an absolute fucking weapon. Maybe meet up and have a laugh. Dont overthink it I know. Im crazy like that
Smallman1 Wally The ice cream shirt should do the job. Has been retired. Some lucky bastard in a less privileged part of the world will be rocking it now.
Millsy Smallman1 the look on the poor villagers face as he gleefully opens his Christmas shoebox to find a signed photo of Edward Smallman in his pouch, a T-shirt with an ice cream on it three sizes too small (despite said villager being riddled with AIDS/famine), and some horrific green trabbs which he immediately sets alight and throws in the river believing them to be cursed.
ScottBailey Millsy his village decided to hold a rock concert for the people of Tooting called ‘Roof Aid’
Mad_Cyril ScottBailey his village decided to hold a rock concert for the people of Tooting called ‘Roof Aid’ Millsy a T-shirt with an ice cream on it three sizes too small (despite said villager being riddled with AIDS/famine), and some horrific green trabbs which he immediately sets alight and throws in the river believing them to be cursed. LOLs a plenty!
Millsy All the other lads kicking a flat, threadbare football around a dusty pitch dressed in their Marco Van Basten, Carlton Palmer and Georgi Kinkladze match tops, and our poor villager mopes forward to howls of laughter in his latest ice cream cone number.
ScottBailey “Just 100 million Congolese Francs could help a Tooting Ledge survive the bitter winter by putting a completed roof over his head and a cup of hot chocolate in his hand. So please dig deep and donate whatever you can to ‘Smallman In Need’.”
Cankles-McJeggings Lolz Smalls is still the only person left on the planet that thinks that you can eat broccoli and run AIDS off. What he needs is AIDS Aid.
bosstrabs Top work from Millsy here, hitting splendid form for the six weeks or so of the year he can ever actually be bothered.
