Veering towards brown, I’d go with these:

Jesus Christ of Almighty Rhouses.

Without taking the time to even consider HOW horrible they are i can say they are in the top 5 of the worst footwear ever posted on here.

Are you on spice?

Loving the exquisite blue and red detailing there.

Rhouse is now working a chair in the shop at Desmond’s

Hursty Haha, no definitely not that bad, I am only 36 remember!

Say what, hursty?

    rhouses

    Sorry to hear they’ve put you into a residential care home, mate. Hope they’re giving you a happy ending at bed bath time to numb the pain.

    Thoughts and prayers with the family and anyone else who buys those trabs.

    S xx

        On my radar lads, not pulling the trigger on any of those yet.

        You must be psychiatric if you have considered buying those brown things

        -si- Sorry to hear they’ve put you into a residential care home, mate

        yeah they genuinely are that

          Smallman1 Think the word you’re looking for is psychotic Sean.

          I think the word he’s looking for is geriatric

            hugopal Hoping these make it over to the UK rapdio! Cool dad for sure

                My pure vote for a gray-ish number, not swayed by Dave’s horrific selection in the first post of this thread, would be this:

                Hursty Hoping these make it over to the UK rapdio! Cool dad for sure

                I’m sure there are similar already there. Though it’s not really dads wearing them.

                From the sounds of it you’d have to completely revamp your wardrobe to pull them off while not looking like the sad sack of spuds your current wardrobe suggests.

                These images don’t seem far off how I’ve seen them worn here:

                    I’d suggest a milling is deserved for rhouses and Hursty for those trabs, but it seems they’ve both given up already anyway.