bosstrabs I am open to other suggestions, from the current Adidas or Nike range - both stores have big 11/11 sales.

How about the Nike Go Flyease? Seems like your kind of infantile pastel colourway, plus they’re for people who are *ahem * deficient in capabilities.

      Not my bag..the top ones are very ‘Partridge Driving Glove’ but then I just have a small collection of Vans for Dads so I know nuttin.

      They all look like trabs for people with brain injuries.

      Which of course Dave has.

      Didn’t know Coxy landed a deal with Nike.

      Has hursty just fucked the worst trab of the year award for the next 1000 years? I genuinely cannot see another shoe being posted, from someone in our age bracket, that makes his look remotely acceptable.

      Da fuck, hursty?

      Exactly my point, I totally don’t get how people where Nike Air’s, especially adults, yet what I deem as normal is construed as the worst in the world, lol!

      No-one has actually admitted wearing these horrenda-trabs yet anyway

      They’re like if RP McMurphy (later version) reimagined Millsy’s olive ‘offroad!’ New Balance monstrosities.

      Is Hursty actually rocking those Merrell’s?

      Surely not!

        Smallman1 Yeah for sure, you are talking to someone who has no interest in fashion whatsoever

        Function is my main pre-req

          The kind of trabb worn to a rape trial.

            Not sure middle aged blokes in Nike Air’s have any leg to stand on…!

            Hursty with his Merrell Gargamel 1s.

            Hursty

            Tbf if I was outside an infant school in the hedge waiting for an opportunity these would be my trabs of choice. In and out in seconds. No fucking about. Hedge- car- holding cell.

                I’ve decided to not bother with any of these trabs, however this thread has been an absolute delight for Hursty’s ’I’ve basically totally given up’ trabs.