Cankles-McJeggings Sounds a bit template that:
‘<team> Fans crying because they went <score>? Glad the <ethnically linked cusine> eating <general expeltive> got whacked.’
Fully flexible bile that works for all teams / people / cultures. Hit the button to fill in the blanks and hit send. Jobs a good ‘un. Work smarter, not harder people <doffs cap>