bosstrabs Dave and Ed are to teaching bants, what Paul Merson and Tim Sherwood are to providing football analysis.

Who do I want to see crying at the end the most? Messi or Mbappe?! Definitely Mbappe.

Lol. Diving argie bastards.

“It’s just bobblin’, innit?”

A concise piece of commentary from Jermaine Jenas.

    Not a pen, di Maria falling over without having been touched.

    The ref couldn’t wait to give it.

    Personally thought that was a stonewall pen myself. He clips his leg and that’s enough.

      gcw He clips his leg

      Where was that? Di Maria was already throwing himself down before any contact.

      France just aren’t at the races. They’re usually livelier than this, it’s ruined the game as a contest.

      It’s like Switzerland vs Portugal. Also when they had a supposed bug in the team.

      As an aside, the head VAR was from the same country as the on-field officials (Poland). Seems a bit dodge - every other game I think has had different nationalities on VAR.

      The cunt that is Alan Shearer to vomit Messi superlatives at half time like you won’t believe. Wonder how much he donated to the ‘Make Messi Win’ fund?!

      Most of the France players had to be in isolation the last 24-36 hours.

      Lol at Giroud. All time French goalscorer, which has to be one of the oddest football stats ever

      Odd to take Giroud off given the aerial option he gives France

      An Mbappe red card would be golden at this point

      Come on France. Fuck the filthy, cheating Argies.

      FFS. They were strolling to a win. 🤦‍♂️