I actually do like Jordan Henderson as player. Maybe not so much these days of course but certainly for a few seasons there just before and after the pandemic, he was top top and quite possibly a top top top player. The sort that is underrated in England but would be a god in Italy or Germany.
The thing is, he just has this really weird energy. I think mongish is probably the closest i could come to articulating it. It’s a combination of that mackem accent, something slightly off about the lower part of his face and the way he carries himself generally. Just wrong.
