The whole coffee thing has totally passed me by in life. We have a swanky coffee machine at work and on the rare occasion it is out of order some of my colleagues look like their world has ended. Have never quite understood it….have tried a few different types but have never been invested in it like some

    I’ve always hated coffee breath. It’s fucking minging. Akin to smoking breath. People leaning into your airspace like IT cunts reeking of it is a big fucking issue for me.

      Are these bean to cup machines able to produce a cup of coffee on a par with a perfectly balanced mellow birds and coffee mate combo?

        gcw We have a swanky coffee machine at work and on the rare occasion it is out of order some of my colleagues look like their world has ended.

        They could always go and buy one from somewhere.

          Real coffee connoisseurs choose Dow Eegberks

            Americano’s and pepsi dopamine through the roof, hard to beat.

            Dubman passed a small town on the train this weekend called Berkwell, did make me chuckle

                Cankles-McJeggings I’ve always hated coffee breath. It’s fucking minging. Akin to smoking breath. People leaning into your airspace like IT cunts reeking of it is a big fucking issue for me.

                Yes, it’s bad. Also, cunts who have a massive meat lunch and don’t clean their teeth after lunch and then literally have dog breath next to you in a meeting. That’s the fucking worst, especially as I don’t like dogs.

                Also, you’re a cunt if you don’t brush your teeth after every meal.

                    The bang off Rhouses must be exceptional (possible euphemism)

                      bosstrabs wfh must have been a life saver for you when it comes to meetings.

                      Brush your teeth after every meal? What kind of retard does that??

                          Millsy The bang off Rhouses must be exceptional (possible euphemism)

                          I think it’s time someone write a Kriss Akabusi-style romantic epic involving the fragrant and sensitive Rhouses.

                              RichM What kind of retard does that??

                              Well…. Dave does for a start

                                bosstrabs one where he pats her on the fanny and whispers ‘kabaddi’ in her ear at the end.

                                  RichM Brush your teeth after every meal? What kind of retard does that??

                                  This thread will out all the cunts with rancid breath who didn’t even know it.

                                  RichM, your workmates talk about your breath behind your back. You’ll thank me later.

                                      For those who eat out at lunch, chewing gum is your friend.

                                      You’re welcome.

                                        Smallman1 For those who eat out at lunch, chewing gum is your friend.

                                        Yes, if you don’t keep a toothbrush in your desk drawer, this is almost as acceptable.

                                          Is this the same Edwand smallman who’s mouth was so bad it was in tatters, who had to give up smoking, told he’d nearly got cancer in his gums and all his gums rotted and his front teeth were broken. That chewing gum really does work a treat. Maybe you forgot to actually use it?
                                          Or winning as you like to call it.