Cankles-McJeggings Because I have absolutely no interest in what any of you twats do in real life. Ive got friends thanks, I don’t need some aging bellends who’s only similar interests are a genre of music and hating smallman.
Shall I go and meet everyone off the BBC have your say too? What about the Jaguar forum ? They are all cunts as well. Would love to catch up for beers with that lot.

Calm down.

    Heno when are sending out the invites Dermo?

    Never. Dermo HAS friends already.

    x x

      4 days later

      benson
      Rail strikes mean 7th is about all I can do.

      Obviously that doesn’t preclude 13th, whatever works for the majority 👍

        Updated

        7/12:
        Scott, Benson, Edwand, Alistair, RichM, 🚨Vin🚨, Grant, Dutchy, MC

        13/12:
        GCW, Scott, Edwand, Alistair, 🚨Vin🚨, Grant

        Any ideas for a location for the 7th? Somewhere kerrrazeee obviously!

          alistair Keep me down for 13th. I’ve been reminded its my boy’s parents evening on 7th

          Seems reasonable!

          Worth bearing in mind the trains situ that week. I’ve had to cancel work plans so won’t be down, not sure how much the rest of you would likely be impacted?

              I’m saving a SEA CONTAINER to lock Ed Smallman in, and bribe a stevedore to put him on a ship to Bahrain with limited oxygen.

                Edwand trussed up in Dave n Derm’s SEX CONTAINER doesn’t bare thinking about

                Mad_Cyril you’re right, the network is paralysed that week. Don’t completely count me out for 7th. I might be able to juggle some things around.

                  Smallman’s neck is going to be paralysed.

                  1) I’m oot for the 13th due to the train strikes
                  2) Why do I have sirens either side of my name??

                    vinnyt77 Why do I have sirens either side of my name??

                    Danger.

                    Free of work commitments = potential menace