Maybe Edwand and Hugo can have a fight. The one that wins gets to walk, the loser gets put through the mill. Or just lie and put the winner through it too.

seanc80 You know when you see a dog scratch at the back door at halloween in despair as they are so frightened of the fireworks?

Well Dave is like that at christmas over his overwhelming fear of pints, often discovered coiled up in the foetal position at his apartment door in a bubblegum shellsuit desperately covering his ears as revelling pensioners enjoy themselves in nearby bars & restaurants (and in some cases ‘venues’ - for those wishing to enjoy a nice cabaret or a game of Gin Rummy)

Sean is basically Port Vale’s Assistant Manager from 1976.

    Pubs known to me in Fancy London.

    Waterloo Tap
    The Queen Vic
    The Nags Head
    The Winchester

    Any of them do?

    Ally pally is also convenient, if you live nearby

      The Queen Vic even I know that one

      Would you not all just go and get your nails done and maybe do a few wine bars whilst hitting each other with an inflatable penis. Perhaps some of you might even chance some novelty antlers?

      The agenda has been signed off Sean

      agenda = avoid eye contact at all times, give secret santa present, sigh & leave

      • LT42 replied to this.

        This meet up for the ages, discussed in full view of the board, is a complete waste of time if there isn’t pics posted here of all and sundry in different states of wear and tear. It’ll save everyone the usual “had some great craic, everyone is boss” cringefest that usually follows. Make this a night to remember, you fancy benders.

          LT42

          Has to be the gayest event in board history. Including Gu and bedrock. Proper mincer stuff.

            LT42 This meet up for the ages, discussed in full view of the board, is a complete waste of time if there isn’t pics posted here of all and sundry in different states of wear and tear. It’ll save everyone the usual “had some great craic, everyone is boss” cringefest that usually follows. Make this a night to remember, you fancy benders.

            Given that the thread paints a picture of 6 lads meeting up for a pint who are noticeably anxious in case things get a little boisterous, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that there wont be many pics worthy to post.

              I’d still like to see smallman get his annual glassing if nothing else.

              • Amps replied to this.

                I’m getting the impression that emotions wont be running high enough for Smallman to get battered. I’m leaning more toward a sort of awkward chatter like they are in a dentist’s waiting room.

                Cankles-McJeggings I’d still like to see smallman get his annual glassing if nothing else.

                ‘Treacles’ after a first date with Ed:

                  Lol. Seems some are waaay to cool to get out from behind their keyboards.

                  Think our good friend Derm summed your sentiments up perfectly!

                  Cankles-McJeggings Because I have absolutely no interest in what any of you twats do in real life. Ive got friends thanks, I don’t need some aging bellends who’s only similar interests are a genre of music and hating smallman.
                  Shall I go and meet everyone off the BBC have your say too? What about the Jaguar forum ? They are all cunts as well. Would love to catch up for beers with that lot.

                      Grant trying to fill a void in conversation by telling everyone about some recent medical test results. MC desperately trying to keep the ‘event’ going by suggesting a strip club. Hursty went to the toilet two hours ago and never came back.

                        Mad_Cyril

                        A masterpiece. Nothing better will happen in this thread unless there’s a selfie posted by smallman getting his nose sewn back on in A&E.

                          Some genuine lol’s for Mills and Derm.

                          Good werk