Christmas Drinkies - Fancy London ??

Along_the_Wire

Thank fuck Hugo can’t make it. It’s a bonus for him too as it’ll save him a hiding. The boring cunt.

bosstrabs

Big fan of this new Hugo-dominated message board that’s emerged.

It’s like Bedrock but without the fun.

Cankles-McJeggings

Maybe Edwand and Hugo can have a fight. The one that wins gets to walk, the loser gets put through the mill. Or just lie and put the winner through it too.

bosstrabs

seanc80 You know when you see a dog scratch at the back door at halloween in despair as they are so frightened of the fireworks?

Well Dave is like that at christmas over his overwhelming fear of pints, often discovered coiled up in the foetal position at his apartment door in a bubblegum shellsuit desperately covering his ears as revelling pensioners enjoy themselves in nearby bars & restaurants (and in some cases ‘venues’ - for those wishing to enjoy a nice cabaret or a game of Gin Rummy)

Sean is basically Port Vale’s Assistant Manager from 1976.

Mad_Cyril

Pubs known to me in Fancy London.

Waterloo Tap
The Queen Vic
The Nags Head
The Winchester

Any of them do?

Ally pally is also convenient, if you live nearby

NasserAlazzawi

Mad_Cyril The Queen Vic

Dubman

The Queen Vic even I know that one

seanc80

Would you not all just go and get your nails done and maybe do a few wine bars whilst hitting each other with an inflatable penis. Perhaps some of you might even chance some novelty antlers?

Mad_Cyril

The agenda has been signed off Sean

seanc80

agenda = avoid eye contact at all times, give secret santa present, sigh & leave

LT42

seanc80 😅

LT42

This meet up for the ages, discussed in full view of the board, is a complete waste of time if there isn’t pics posted here of all and sundry in different states of wear and tear. It’ll save everyone the usual “had some great craic, everyone is boss” cringefest that usually follows. Make this a night to remember, you fancy benders.

Cankles-McJeggings

LT42

Has to be the gayest event in board history. Including Gu and bedrock. Proper mincer stuff.

seanc80

LT42 This meet up for the ages, discussed in full view of the board, is a complete waste of time if there isn’t pics posted here of all and sundry in different states of wear and tear. It’ll save everyone the usual “had some great craic, everyone is boss” cringefest that usually follows. Make this a night to remember, you fancy benders.

Given that the thread paints a picture of 6 lads meeting up for a pint who are noticeably anxious in case things get a little boisterous, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that there wont be many pics worthy to post.

Cankles-McJeggings

I’d still like to see smallman get his annual glassing if nothing else.

Amps

Cankles-McJeggings I’d still like to see smallman get his annual glassing if nothing else.

‘Treacles’ after a first date with Ed:

seanc80

I’m getting the impression that emotions wont be running high enough for Smallman to get battered. I’m leaning more toward a sort of awkward chatter like they are in a dentist’s waiting room.

Mad_Cyril

Lol. Seems some are waaay to cool to get out from behind their keyboards.

Think our good friend Derm summed your sentiments up perfectly!

Cankles-McJeggings Because I have absolutely no interest in what any of you twats do in real life. Ive got friends thanks, I don’t need some aging bellends who’s only similar interests are a genre of music and hating smallman.
Shall I go and meet everyone off the BBC have your say too? What about the Jaguar forum ? They are all cunts as well. Would love to catch up for beers with that lot.

Cankles-McJeggings

Mad_Cyril

A masterpiece. Nothing better will happen in this thread unless there’s a selfie posted by smallman getting his nose sewn back on in A&E.

Millsy

Grant trying to fill a void in conversation by telling everyone about some recent medical test results. MC desperately trying to keep the ‘event’ going by suggesting a strip club. Hursty went to the toilet two hours ago and never came back.

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy

You could sneak Nigel Slater in the group and nothing would look out of place.

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