I’m sensing an opening for a Sky Arts show here.
"A group of mentally battered clubbers of middle age regroup of a Wednesday and try out local culinary delights despite the local transport strikes. Comparing trabs and the pros and cons of Hernan Cattaneo, Berlin fashion victim Dixon, and the elusive turbo wanker “Hugo”.
A 2 hour special on Christmas Eve.

    LT42 A 2 hour special on Christmas Eve.

    A sort of urban version of An Idiot Abroad.

    Smallman1 Smoked Turkey Christmas Schwarma

    Can feel Dermo smouldering from here.

    Turkey is NOT to be smoked

    Especially the Christmas ones

    For those turning up for after work beers tomorrow night, see you around 6ish. For those who aren’t, don’t bash the keys too hard.

      ScottBailey For those who aren’t, don’t bash the keys too hard.

      LT is gonna get one of his agents to bug the table, so he can call anyone who talks about him a cunt.

      Have secured one of these to thin out the inevitable treacle cluster around Edwand

        Yea i hate going for pints Dave. Ask anyone.

        Mad_Cyril Have secured one of these to thin out the inevitable treacle cluster around Edwand

        I’m sure he does attract a lot of heffers.

        bosstrabs according to urban dictionary you can use the double-f - I did actually check before I posted it.

          ‘Kinell Dave, as if Sean wasn’t bad enough!!

          If i ever meet sean, i am going to kick his fucking cunt in, solely due to his input in this thread. This thread would have been 12 posts long with mc asking did anyone want to go for an xmas beer and whoever wanted to go saying yes.

          It makes excruciating reading with the amount of whinging pish bags, posting boring, monotonous shite, when they aren’t even going.

            What a strange interpretation.

            If I ever meet Sean, I’m going to give him a nice oxytocin fuelled cuddle and see if he can remember what being nice is all about. At least for Christmas.

            Apparently I’m a great hugger so perhaps the board’s best chance. Please don’t glass me.