RichM meow, Rich! You’ll fit in well here once you find your feet.

    Thanks Edwand.

    Booking a table very sensible given time of year, location and the manic rearranging of socials going on because of train strikes.

    All of which is probably lost on folks living in 1989 / Turkish mountain hideouts / a potato.

      seanc80 the last part is most likely true. I assumed any reference to event and venue was a wind up. Anything other than a pub or club (or Ed’s roofless homeless shelter) would be weird

        Table is booked under ‘The Archbishop of Banterbury.’

          seanc80 Then there were terms like ‘venue’ & ‘event’ banded around and well, at that stage i presumed you were all complete fuckwits really.

          Lol

            Mad_Cyril Booking a table very sensible given time of year, location and the manic rearranging of socials going on because of train strikes.

            Are you a scout leader at weekends MC?

                seanc80 DBS & SC cleared Sean, no need for you to worry about revisiting past traumas

                  Getting a ‘JC Bant Zone’ sign for the battle cruiser.

                  The menu looks great. We can delabel Ed from his allergy. Or kill him trying.

                  BAKED FRENCH CHEEZE

                  Warmed Violife Le Rond with toasted sourdough, flatbread, red pepper houmous and sprout & herb pesto

                  £14.50

                  There’ll be no eating tomorrow night Benson.

                  We’re at the coalface chief!

                  Saying that the Smoked Turkey Christmas Schwarma looks double nawty.

                    Lols at sprout and herb pesto.Fuckin carnage 😂

                    I’m sensing an opening for a Sky Arts show here.
                    "A group of mentally battered clubbers of middle age regroup of a Wednesday and try out local culinary delights despite the local transport strikes. Comparing trabs and the pros and cons of Hernan Cattaneo, Berlin fashion victim Dixon, and the elusive turbo wanker “Hugo”.
                    A 2 hour special on Christmas Eve.

                      LT42 A 2 hour special on Christmas Eve.

                      A sort of urban version of An Idiot Abroad.

                        Smallman1 Smoked Turkey Christmas Schwarma

                        Can feel Dermo smouldering from here.

                        Turkey is NOT to be smoked

                        Especially the Christmas ones