Not just any men Sean, message board men.
Which sounds a bit dodge I must say!
Christmas Drinkies - Fancy London ??
Will be heading from Brighton to Oxford. Anywhere central works.
Will be getting the train up from Brighton about 1530ish if that works vinny?
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Millsy Are there any break out rooms at the venue? I need somewhere to plug in my laptop. I don’t think I’ve had the dietary requirements memo yet either. Please advise
You’re still on the ‘could swing either way’ tab, I have a macro that fires off the deets when you confirm?
As it did for Sean, until he got all uppity about the potato options and lack of team shirts
Some of us are biz tranz’ing, at the coalface and in the sways of romance Hugo!
I’ll sort this out.
You’re all:
- meeting at Fabric
- double dropping
- commencing the annual Jaded Clubbers Ketamine Olympics ™
First to make it back home wins.
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Would like to point out I know fuck all about London, hence the venue query.
Spengs
And a LOL for Hugo finding a thread painful to read 
Smallman1 you still have enough time to make inane posts on here.
Why don’t you even just suggest somewhere convenient your office to help save you time? Given you claim to go out a lot you must surely know a few places off the top of your head?
Why don’t you just book a table at Brewdog Soho, for instance?
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Sean, Hugo & Millsy, what a crew that is.
The crack must be off the chain
seanc80 fucking LOL
Thank fuck Hugo can’t make it. It’s a bonus for him too as it’ll save him a hiding. The boring cunt.
Big fan of this new Hugo-dominated message board that’s emerged.
It’s like Bedrock but without the fun.
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Maybe Edwand and Hugo can have a fight. The one that wins gets to walk, the loser gets put through the mill. Or just lie and put the winner through it too.
seanc80 You know when you see a dog scratch at the back door at halloween in despair as they are so frightened of the fireworks?
Well Dave is like that at christmas over his overwhelming fear of pints, often discovered coiled up in the foetal position at his apartment door in a bubblegum shellsuit desperately covering his ears as revelling pensioners enjoy themselves in nearby bars & restaurants (and in some cases ‘venues’ - for those wishing to enjoy a nice cabaret or a game of Gin Rummy)
Sean is basically Port Vale’s Assistant Manager from 1976.
Pubs known to me in Fancy London.
Waterloo Tap
The Queen Vic
The Nags Head
The Winchester
Any of them do?
Ally pally is also convenient, if you live nearby
The Queen Vic even I know that one
Mad_Cyril The Queen Vic
Would you not all just go and get your nails done and maybe do a few wine bars whilst hitting each other with an inflatable penis. Perhaps some of you might even chance some novelty antlers?
The agenda has been signed off Sean
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agenda = avoid eye contact at all times, give secret santa present, sigh & leave
This meet up for the ages, discussed in full view of the board, is a complete waste of time if there isn’t pics posted here of all and sundry in different states of wear and tear. It’ll save everyone the usual “had some great craic, everyone is boss” cringefest that usually follows. Make this a night to remember, you fancy benders.
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Has to be the gayest event in board history. Including Gu and bedrock. Proper mincer stuff.
LT42 This meet up for the ages, discussed in full view of the board, is a complete waste of time if there isn’t pics posted here of all and sundry in different states of wear and tear. It’ll save everyone the usual “had some great craic, everyone is boss” cringefest that usually follows. Make this a night to remember, you fancy benders.
Given that the thread paints a picture of 6 lads meeting up for a pint who are noticeably anxious in case things get a little boisterous, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that there wont be many pics worthy to post.
I’d still like to see smallman get his annual glassing if nothing else.
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I’m getting the impression that emotions wont be running high enough for Smallman to get battered. I’m leaning more toward a sort of awkward chatter like they are in a dentist’s waiting room.
Cankles-McJeggings I’d still like to see smallman get his annual glassing if nothing else.
‘Treacles’ after a first date with Ed:
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Lol. Seems some are waaay to cool to get out from behind their keyboards.
Think our good friend Derm summed your sentiments up perfectly!
Cankles-McJeggings Because I have absolutely no interest in what any of you twats do in real life. Ive got friends thanks, I don’t need some aging bellends who’s only similar interests are a genre of music and hating smallman.
Shall I go and meet everyone off the BBC have your say too? What about the Jaguar forum ? They are all cunts as well. Would love to catch up for beers with that lot.
Grant trying to fill a void in conversation by telling everyone about some recent medical test results. MC desperately trying to keep the ‘event’ going by suggesting a strip club. Hursty went to the toilet two hours ago and never came back.
A masterpiece. Nothing better will happen in this thread unless there’s a selfie posted by smallman getting his nose sewn back on in A&E.
You could sneak Nigel Slater in the group and nothing would look out of place.
Some genuine lol’s for Mills and Derm.
Good werk
the guys are struggling to organise a piss-up in a brewery.
Sean commenting on Christmas Drinkies…
Sorry for being critical of something that is so obviously & genuinely awful.
Have booked us a table for 6 from 6pm at the Coach & Horses on Great Marlborough Street.
See you there.
Booking a table for a beer 
