Smallman1 A lol for Ed there. Should ask John if he wants to turn up after I have left

    Oh Christ this is going to be nauseating. 🤮🤮🤮
    MC has every chance to sharpen smalls up in person and all’s that’s going to happen now is a big gay get together and then incessant reciprocating tummy tickling and smoozing up to each other on here for years to come.
    Don’t trust Grant, MC. Edwand has clearly got something on him. Maybe talked him into the Cockring bar after too many apple spritzers. Maybe some picture of him with a pool ball in his mouth?

    ABH first, questions later. 👍

      Cankles-McJeggings I cannot imagine anything more nauseating than if MC and Smallman end up like Ed and Snidey Paul, giving each other bellyrubs on here every five minutes.

      However, I think MC has more integrity and resistance to Ed’s ‘charm’.

        It’s telling that Dermo thinks it’s de rigeur to instantly snot anyone you meet off an internet messageboard!

        Did you ever snot that guy you were meeting for man-hugs in Sydney’s botanical gardens slugger?

          Derm should fly in from Scotland, quick, cheap, easy.

          Not sure he’d fancy me running rings round him in person too though!

            Mad_Cyril Did you ever snot that guy you were meeting for man-hugs in Sydney’s botanical gardens slugger?

            No because the little fucker never had the bollox to carry it through. He’d have been getting smacked no questions too.

              Smallman1 Not sure he’d fancy me running rings round him in person too though!

              You’d be getting twatted too . I honestly couldn’t give a shit what any of you do. I just find it fucking weird that 2 cunts who call one another cunts over and over throughout the year now feel the need to have a beer together. Fucking fruits.
              I await the nauseating selfie of you both lolling the fuck out of one another like 2 massive benders.

                  Have you met anyone on the board, derm?

                  I won’t believe a word of it if you say you wouldn’t like to meet up with everyone, xmas jumper on, drinking mulled wine and laughing at hursty’s crypto investments to the background sound of carol singing!

                  I would happily meet up with people off here, yet I slightly fear that midway through the evening someone, pissed, would suddenly drag up some long-forgotten festering grievance they had with me (“By the way, do you remember that time you called me a risible cunt? Because I haven’t forgotten.”) and headbutt me out of nowhere.

                    RichM The fact that you wouldn’t want to makes it even weirder

                    I was just thinking that.

                    When I was a whipper I really wasn’t looking forward to meeting the gurn.net lot at creamfields (they were awful online) and when I did it turned out the were absolutely sound.

                      bosstrabs someone, pissed, would suddenly drag up some long-forgotten festering grievance they had with me (“By the way, do you remember that time you called me a risible cunt?

                      That day is coming 😚

                          NasserAlazzawi Get lost Nass, you bulbous twadge.

                          Nobody bigged up your early sets on here as much as me, when no-one else was paying any attention.