Smallman is a board legend but looking a bit tired and dated these days.

That’s why I think we should get started on a 2023 rebrand/remix to help push him back up the rankings. Photoshop competent people are especially welcome.

Some ideas:

Any other ideas?

    Send him to Gok Wan to have his shit dress sense sorted then wrap him in lead flashing and throw him off London bridge at midnight. Or winning as I like to call it.

      Fly him back to Wicklow for some business transformation

      Apparently his back door has taken too many kickings and is on it’s way out so add that to the doorbell and roof repairs.

        I think we should set up a confrontation, starting verbal then turning physicla, in a pub, preferably on foreign soil. And let the poor lad win.

        bosstrabs Klopp teeth.

        Fixed. Although the extra weight might put too much strain on his neck.

          Wally The middle eight of Whole lotta love spring to mind with Plant wailing “I wanna be your backdoor man”

            bosstrabs Any other ideas?

            He could stop smearing his bants school invites in his own faeces.

              Help him write his first book.

              ‘My top 20 favourite ways to get violently assaulted’

              OLB glasses. A new wearable tech that allows us all to experience what it’s like in the idiotic world of Smallsy. Augmented reality overlays what Smalls sees in his daily routine. Mirrors reflect a buff Jason Statham, dorises swoon and cheese is removed from all foodstuffs. The new Deluded-o-vision glasses are fully patented and ready for YOUR investment TODAY.

                Favourite holidays to go with your mum in your 40s by Edwand Smallmind.

                Millsy OLB glasses. A new wearable tech that allows us all to experience what it’s like in the idiotic world of Smallsy. Augmented reality overlays what Smalls sees in his daily routine. Mirrors reflect a buff Jason Statham, dorises swoon and cheese is removed from all foodstuffs. The new Deluded-o-vision glasses are fully patented and ready for YOUR investment TODAY.

                Lol!

                  Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet recently, got myself a new squeeze!

                  And what a wonderful woman she is!

                    Millsy yes mate! Is she from the north?

                    Like a white walker?